Tom Hiddleston spent months working on Crimson Peak last year with Charlie Hunnam and Jessica Chastain. Crimson Peak the Guillermo del Toro film about a haunted house and MADNESS or something. I’ve already seen the film included on lists of “the most anticipated films of 2015.” Honestly, people don’t know that much about the plot or the characters, just that it seems to be set in the Victorian period and the Hiddles-in-a-black-wig looks like a dragonfly’d Edger Allen Poe. But Jessica Chastain has been promoting her projects back-to-back, and she’s been dropping little hints about Crimson Peak. She already said that she needed to take months off after working with Hiddles (ha). And now she’s telling Tommy’s BFF Josh Horowitz that Tommy definitely has a naughty scene:
We know very little about “Crimson Peak,” director Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming gothic horror movie, but thanks to Jessica Chastain, who co-stars in the flick, we now know one thing: Tom Hiddleston gets down.
During an interview with MTV News’ Josh Horowitz and Chastain’s “A Most Violent Year” co-star Oscar Isaac, Isaac asked Chastain how her upcoming thriller, which she filmed at the same time as “A Most Violent Year,” would make him feel “in [his] pants.”
“In your pants?” she asked. “Well, there is a Tom Hiddleston sex scene, boys! I know! So you guys. Not gonna say who, but there is some, you know. You can calm down.”
No, we can’t calm down, Jessica. We can’t. Who is the Hiddles getting with? His character’s name is “Sir Thomas Sharpe,” and he’s been spotted in Victorian garb around the set, so we’re assuming it’s something spooky.
Theory #1: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with a ghost. And it was FILTHY.
Theory #2: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with Jessica Chastain’s character. And it was hot.
Theory #3: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with Charlie Hunnam’s character. And it was… OMG.
Theory #4: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with multiple ghosts. YES.
Theory #5: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with a Victorian bustle. Sweet, sweet bustle. TAP THAT BUSTLE.
Theory #6: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with an umbrella. Ouch.
Theory #7: Sir Thomas Sharpe had sex with a ghost and a bustle at the same time while Charlie Hunnam watched. And no one wore any clothes. Not even the ghost.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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